{"product_id":"9780316474726","title":"I Do Not Eat Children","description":"\u003cb\u003eA smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of \u003ci\u003eThere's a Monster in Your Book \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e A big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would \u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e eat a child. What do you think he is…a MONSTER? And kids are definitely \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, \u003ci\u003eever\u003c\/i\u003e—oops! There goes another kid....\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e This laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.","brand":"Marcus Cutler (CA)","offers":[{"title":"Little, Brown Books for Young Readers |  Hardback | Picture book |  2024-02-20","offer_id":44652648300799,"sku":"9780316474726","price":20.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0329\/9075\/7001\/files\/BNCImageAPI_301d2be0-877b-41e5-bdc7-342ab03e0d5d.jpg?v=1704306896","url":"https:\/\/riverbookshop.com\/products\/9780316474726","provider":"River Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}