{"product_id":"9780374394011","title":"This Is Not a Christmas Book* (*This Is a Book About Rocks)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA funny and fresh holiday picture book from \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e#1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e–bestselling author Jory John and award-winning illustrator Pierre Collet-Derby\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e starring a rock-loving lizard who has no interest in being the hero of a Christmas story.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is NOT a Christmas book.\u003cbr\u003eJust so you know.\u003cbr\u003eJust so we’re clear. \u003cbr\u003eThis is a book about rocks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut . . . wait. Hold on. Why is there an elf behind that piece of granite over there? And what are those reindeer doing? And who’s this guy with a twinkle in his eye? Santa?!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eMaybe this isn’t a book about rocks after all.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWill a very serious, rock-loving lizard be able to find his holiday spirit?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis laugh-out-loud picture book will bring some extra sparkle (and giggles) to the most wonderful time of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jory John (CA)","offers":[{"title":"Farrar Straus \u0026amp; Giroux |  Hardback | Picture book |  2026-09-01","offer_id":48995467886847,"sku":"9780374394011","price":27.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0329\/9075\/7001\/files\/BNCImageAPI_dad70e86-db82-439c-93d1-085310752547.jpg?v=1786482898","url":"https:\/\/riverbookshop.com\/products\/9780374394011","provider":"River Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}