{"product_id":"9780735266582","title":"How to Promenade with a Python (and Not Get Eaten)","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn this hilarious non-fiction chapter book series\u003c\/b\u003e, a savvy cockroach shares wise tips and tricks to surviving an encounter with a charming predator who may (or may not) want to be your friend.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCeleste is a cockroach, and everyone knows that cockroaches are survivors, so who better to give advice on surviving an encounter with a polite predator? Everyone also knows that taking a moonlit promenade with a deadly reticulated python (named Frank) is a very bad idea. But Celeste loves very bad ideas, and she is willing to put your life on the line to prove herself right! Need to stop a python from swallowing you head-first? Wear a lamp shade as a hat! Want to speed up a three-hundred-pound snake? Try roller skates! What's the perfect light snack for a python? A chicken! Using her superior pythonine knowledge, Celeste comes up with various strategies and solutions -- many dangerous, most absurd, but all based on the biology of pythons. Meanwhile, Frank is hatching his own plans.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRachel Poliquin has created a delightfully preposterous premise that, combined with Kathryn Durst's hilarious illustrations, will have readers laughing out loud as they learn about python biology and hunting behavior.","brand":"Rachel Poliquin (CA)","offers":[{"title":"Tundra |  Hardback | Paper over boards |  2021-02-02","offer_id":44151920886015,"sku":"9780735266582","price":16.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0329\/9075\/7001\/products\/BNCImageAPI_ec106233-6476-40c6-8601-70cd5e427908.jpg?v=1632116827","url":"https:\/\/riverbookshop.com\/products\/9780735266582","provider":"River Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}