{"product_id":"9780735388307","title":"Judgy Fish Coloring Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eCOLORING BOOK – The Judgy Fish Coloring Book by Brass Monkey reels in 80 pages of snarky underwater side-eye. It’s packed with countless fish—grumpy, unimpressed, and absolutely done with your nonsense—paired with hilariously salty quotes. Dive into a sea of sass that’s perfect for stress relief, sarcasm, and coloring outside the lines.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUNDERWATER ATTITUDE – Meet a whole school of sarcastic salmon, passive-aggressive pufferfish, and downright judgy goldfish. Each page features vintage-style aquatic illustrations and razor-sharp one-liners that make it clear: these fish are not here to make friends. It’s the perfect mashup of art and attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePERFECT FOR GIFTING – Great for ocean lovers, drama queens, or anyone who’s ever felt silently judged by a pet beta. Judgy Fish is a laugh-out-loud gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because your friend needs a little deep-sea shade in their life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePREMIUM DETAILS – With thick, high-quality paper and single-sided pages, this 8.5” x 10” coloring book is ideal for markers, pencils, or whatever you use to bring your salty swimmers to life. Frame them, share them, or keep them for your own passive-aggressive pleasure.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBRASS MONKEY – At Brass Monkey, we make vintage-inspired products with a bite. Whether it’s planners, puzzles, or cranky cartoon fish, our stuff blends classic style with modern snark to help you laugh, unwind, and maybe offend a few people along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brass Monkey, Galison","offers":[{"title":"Galison Mudpuppy |  Hardback  |  2026-02-17","offer_id":47342925283583,"sku":"9780735388307","price":22.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0329\/9075\/7001\/files\/BNCImageAPI_db07c5c0-07a8-42e3-9b9b-a78032988fc8.jpg?v=1760111186","url":"https:\/\/riverbookshop.com\/products\/9780735388307","provider":"River Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}