{"product_id":"9781250324023","title":"Poems to Poop by","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCheeky verse for loads of bathroom fun!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e“Brilliant from one end to the next!” —T. P. Eliot, “The Waste Land”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e“A literary laxative for our times!” —Elizabeth Barrett Browning, “To Flush, My Toilet”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePoems to Poop by\u003c\/i\u003e will relax and entertain you and your bathroom guests whenever nature calls. Find humor and relief in this witty, toilet-friendly treasury featuring hundreds of outhouse odes, poo haikus, Insta-poems, and joyfully silly rhymes to pass the time. Keep this colon-clearing collection toilet-side or take it with you wherever you go!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Treat yourself to a poetic poop break anytime you need it\u003cbr\u003e- Enjoy updated classics like “Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star,” “One Flush, Two Flush,” and “Stopping to Pee on a Snowy Evening”\u003cbr\u003e- Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that’s sure to move you\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brian Boone","offers":[{"title":"St. Martin's Press |  Paperback \/ softback | Trade paperback (US) |  2024-03-05","offer_id":44652711346431,"sku":"9781250324023","price":20.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0329\/9075\/7001\/files\/BNCImageAPI_e3c75cd7-40b2-4503-8e3d-e5b5b5a600a9.jpg?v=1704313382","url":"https:\/\/riverbookshop.com\/products\/9781250324023","provider":"River Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}