{"product_id":"9781523533183","title":"At Least You're Not an English Major","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe perfect gift for every recent college graduate to assure them that yes, the world is hard, but yes, they will be ok—as long as they didn't major in English!—from the\u003ci\u003e New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThere Are Moms Way Worse Than You \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e There Are Dads Way Worse Than You.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Following up on the success of her bestselling gift books for parents, Glenn Boozan has created the perfect antidote for the dated sincerity of \u003ci\u003eOh, The Places You’ll Go \u003c\/i\u003ein her next project. The housing market, student loans, the price of eggs, A.I. coming for all our jobs . . . It’s no wonder college graduates are cynical about their futures. And at this point in history, they’re kinda right. Instead of sugarcoating the outlook, the book affirms the reader's worries and offers realistic wisdom and perspective for troubling times:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBrilliant Marie Curie won awards for innovation\u003cbr\u003e and still messed up by giving herself deadly radiation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e How about the 1300s, during the Black Plague?\u003cbr\u003e They had slightly bigger issues than the price of eggs.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Boozan’s rhymed couplets, paired with clever illustrations, make \u003ci\u003eAt Least You're Not an English Major\u003c\/i\u003e the perfect gift for recent college graduates with a great sense of humor. ","brand":"Glenn Boozan","offers":[{"title":"Workman Publishing Company |  Hardback | Paper over boards |  2026-03-31","offer_id":47350500688127,"sku":"9781523533183","price":20.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0329\/9075\/7001\/files\/BNCImageAPI_80fa90c9-4e15-4501-9250-f4bb36359237.jpg?v=1760454389","url":"https:\/\/riverbookshop.com\/products\/9781523533183","provider":"River Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}