{"product_id":"9781641709927","title":"This Book Is Not for You","description":"\u003ci\u003eAre you a kid?\nAre you reading this book?\nIf so, drop it like a hot potato.\nSeriously, skipper.\nThis book is not for you.\u003c\/i\u003e\n\nPacked with everything a kid could never want - nothing funny, gross, cool, cute, or silly - this picture book is really not for you. There definitely aren't any monsters or ninjas, and you can forget about aliens. You probably won't even like this story. But you're going to read it anyway, aren't you?\n\nThe narrator, a curmudgeonly man with an impressive mustache, is delightfully unaware of the funny, gross, cool, cute, and silly things happening around him and his anxious dog (who is very aware). Whenever the narrator speaks, monsters, aliens, and all the things that a kid would like jump off the page. So if this book is not for you, who is it for? (The answer is absolutely not at the end.)","brand":"Howard Pearlstein","offers":[{"title":"Familius |  Hardback  |  2024-08-13","offer_id":45417111585023,"sku":"9781641709927","price":26.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0329\/9075\/7001\/files\/BNCImageAPI_5c22ba4b-9add-4f50-aba5-f0242ada9a2c.jpg?v=1715116626","url":"https:\/\/riverbookshop.com\/products\/9781641709927","provider":"River Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}