{"product_id":"9781797207100","title":"Create Your Own Midlife Crisis","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eCreate Your Own Midlife Crisis\u003c\/i\u003e is a fun and humorous choose-your-own-path book on making risqué and bold choices in the prime of midlife, giving you the chance to try countless roads not yet taken.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat's the worst that could happen?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAre you on the far side of forty and wondering how you ended up here? Do you secretly wish you could set flame to everything and walk away in slow motion, leave your tedious responsibilities and boring routines behind, and start life over again?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat if you could?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn the classic choose-your-own-path style, \u003ci.create your own midlife crisis\u003e gives you unlimited chances to try all the roads not taken:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTo quit your stupid job, turn to page 108.\u003cbr\u003eTo buy a motorcycle, turn to page 74.\u003cbr\u003eTo agree to a swingers' night, turn to page 82.\u003cbr\u003eTo go clubbing with your mom, turn to page 68.\u003c\/i.create\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether it's an affair with a younger man, trying ayahuasca, or just telling your boss to shove it, \u003ci\u003eCreate Your Own Midlife Crisis\u003c\/i\u003e delivers over 150 exciting and hilarious ways to reinvent your life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWith illustrations and endless possibilities, this fun and affordable book is the PERFECT GIRLFRIEND's GIFT! It will make a hilarious birthday, retirement, Galentine's, or girlfriend's gift for anyone in their midlife years.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cbr\u003eWhat to gift a girlfriend going through a divorce? Divorce can be difficult and painful, but these days, women are also making it fun and empowering—as evidenced in \u003ci\u003eThe Huffington Post'\u003c\/i\u003es piece, \"Divorce Parties: Inside the Trend That Makes Ending a Marriage Look Fun.\" \u003ci\u003eCreate Your Own Midlife Crisis\u003c\/i\u003e is the perfect gag gift for such an event.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cb\u003eA fun, easy escape from daily life:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you're looking for a fun way to pass the time on a 10-hour flight or just a quick 15-minute read before bed (because you are a busy Bosslady), this book is both easy to dip into and fun to get lost in.\u003cbr\u003e• \u003cb\u003eMissing Choose-your-own-path books?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eCreate Your Own Midlife Crisis\u003c\/i\u003e will appeal to anyone who grew up reading choose-your-own-adventure books and loves the interactive experience of making reckless choices and discovering unexpected paths while reading.","brand":"Marie Phillips","offers":[{"title":"Chronicle Books |  Hardback  |  2021-06-01","offer_id":44151037296895,"sku":"9781797207100","price":23.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0329\/9075\/7001\/products\/BNCImageAPI_3889c507-e912-437e-9bdb-6032ecf6295e.jpg?v=1634967373","url":"https:\/\/riverbookshop.com\/products\/9781797207100","provider":"River Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}