{"product_id":"9781804953358","title":"Boring Things Dad Says","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEver wondered what on earth your dad is saying? You’re not alone.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eBoring Things Dad Says\u003c\/i\u003e is the ultimate dad de-coder capturing the mystery, quirks and humour of fatherhood. It’s also the best dad de-coder you’ll ever buy, helping you quickly translate boring things they say into simple, everyday language. For example…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhat Dad Says: “Have you done your homework?”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhat Dad Means: “Please don't ask me how to do long division.”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePacked with classic dad phrases, eye-roll-worthy dad jokes, and spot-on observations, this laugh-out-loud guide is the perfect funny gift for dads of all shapes and sizes. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou’ll find chapters on essential subjects such as:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e· The golf trip\u003cbr\u003e· Meeting the boyfriend\/girlfriend\u003cbr\u003e· The shed\u003cbr\u003e· Grandchildren\u003cbr\u003e· Christmas\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're looking for a funny stocking filler for 'hard to buy for' men or a gag gift for a new dad, \u003ci\u003eBoring Things Dad Says\u003c\/i\u003e is the perfect present for birthdays, Christmas and Father’s Day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rupert Baxter","offers":[{"title":"Random House UK |  Paperback \/ softback | Trade paperback (US) |  2025-12-16","offer_id":46914761261311,"sku":"9781804953358","price":19.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0329\/9075\/7001\/files\/9781804953358.jpg?v=1765303008","url":"https:\/\/riverbookshop.com\/products\/9781804953358","provider":"River Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}