LET'S GET THE BALL ROLLING!
Roland Bumperton was mocked as an unemployed, overweight, below average bowler. Then after accidentally stepping into a chemical, instantly changing into a 9Lb polyurethane bowling ball with a reactive urethane cover-stock, he set out to do what all bowling balls were meant to do... BECOME THE WORLD'S GREATEST SUPERHERO! (and now we can mock him as a superhero)
